FAQs

Who are you:
I'm just a guy living in England that has been in ink longer than I care to admit, but we only had 3 TV channels, games had 2 colours and you had to beg to use the TV for them.

I love playing with typography and layouts, so am uniting my joy of print, and built in cache of useless information and endless need to quote the classics.

Where are you:
I am based in good old Blighty (England), which is where all orders are dispatched from.

What are you offering:
My own eclectic imaginations in print form, nerdery, science, wordporn ponderings.
All prints are printed using fade resistant Lyson Archival Inks on heavy 290gsm Satin archival photo paper, a professional grade, polymer coated, alkaline-buffered archival photo paper.

Where did you get your frame:
It's the magic of computer wizadry, it only exists as some pixels, all my prints are supplied un-framed.

Do you take custom orders:
See a style you like amongst my prints, I can look in to this for you, please message me before purchasing, I can put something together.

Postage Times:
I aim to dispatch all orders within 3 days, using various Royal Mail services, upgraded shipping options are available at checkout.

Delivery Times:
Once they leave me, delivery times can vary in the current climate.
UK First class can be 1-3 days.
UK 2nd Class can be 2-10 days.

International orders have varied wildly due to current global issues.
With reduced international flights, enhanced customs checks and reduced staffing levels across the postal services.
Orders to mainland Europe can take 7 days to 4 weeks.
Orders to the United States have taken anywhere between 8 days and 4 weeks, some a little longer.
Orders to Australia could take anywhere between 2 to 8 weeks, I wish I could narrow that down for my Antipodean cousins, but currently, it is very hard to estimate.

What if my order doesn't arrive:
Please message me, if tracking has been purchased, that can be looked in to, or, I can investigate other orders and work out an expected arrival time.

Returns:
Unhappy with your order, please message me first.